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Beard Compliment Translations

therza:

“Wow, that’s a really nice beard you have.”

I want to have sex with you. 

“Are you working on growing a beard?”

I would be extremely attracted to you if you started growing a beard.

“I hope you’re planning on growing out your beard for winter.”

I would be DTF if you had a winter beard.

“Your beard looks good today.”

My pants are coming off.

PLEASE UNDERSTAND WHAT I’M TRYING TO TELL YOU!

(Source: sunshine-and-sleeplessness, via the-rza)

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    YES! all men should have beards!
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    M, GROW A BEARD.
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    trufax i have to remember this since i have a beard. XD
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    This is why I grow out my beard every so ofteb
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    my lack of girls I feel is entirely based on this.
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